Such Feels, So Anger – Return Of The Jezebel Tumblr King
I absolutely want the best for everybody and I understand that we all get sidetracked and make mistakes but really, I’m just tired of all the fighting with nothing getting done. So Chrissy Stockton and...
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First off, I hate the word ‘penis’. I much prefer the word ‘cock’ just as I prefer the word ‘pussy’. I think it’s more honest for pretty much every discussion outside the doctor’s office. So, that’s...
View Article13 Tools For Taking Care Of Your Face In Your 20s, Male Edition
Men need beauty tips too. I didn’t take care of my face for years, all through my early 20s. I shaved, slapped some Old Spice aftershave on my face and walked out into the world, horrible razor rash...
View Article5 Questions About Sex That We Should Start Getting Okay With
As far as sex is concerned, ignorance is not bliss. Communication with your partner is key and while a lot of this communication is and should be non-verbal, there’s still a bunch of stuff that gets...
View ArticleLiving Together First Is Stupid
The first time I ever lived with a woman I was 23 years old. She was 21. I was in her car. She’d just picked me up from the airport and I had about 4 beers in me. We were living in Yonkers, NY and were...
View ArticleHere’s How A Friend Of Mine Made His Penis Permanently Larger, No, Seriously
So months ago I wrote an article entitled 14 Proper Ways To Think About What Exactly A Big Penis Is. In it, I mentioned one guy I knew who had “made” his cock bigger. Some commenters wanted to hear...
View ArticleBeing A Gentleman Isn’t About What You Do But About Who You Are
I was going to title this “Gentlemen, check out this shaving revolution!” and then write a second article about being a gentleman but decided it was better to tie these two ideas together. It got its...
View Article10 Relationship Nopes That You Should Absolutely Be On The Lookout For
Obviously there are exceptions to every rule and somebody’s gotta win the lottery, right? Well, sure, (but most don’t.) Here are some tell-tale signs for men and women to look out for that will...
View ArticleGot Body Issues? Blame Straight Women And Gay Men For Hurting You
There are many things that straight, woman loving men like to do but, for the most part, working for fashion magazines, reading fashion magazines, keeping up with women’s fashion or, indeed, any kind...
View ArticleHere’s Why You Keep Going Back To That One Guy (Or Girl) That’s Simply No...
This trash will be junking up the planet for another 25 years via YouTube You know the one I’m talking about, the one that drifts like a fakely romantic plastic bag through the seasons of your life,...
View ArticleIn Defense Of Fuckboys, The Whipping Boys Of The Dating World
Joshua Munoz Fuckboys, perhaps the most demonized group in the dating world continue to be a denigrated through no fault of their own by girls who caught feelings and then couldn’t make a Fuckboy their...
View ArticleSuch Feels, So Anger – Return Of The Jezebel Tumblr King
I absolutely want the best for everybody and I understand that we all get sidetracked and make mistakes but really, I’m just tired of all the fighting with nothing getting done. So Chrissy Stockton and...
View Article10 Things You Can Say To A Woman
Shutterstock Why are we always talking about what “girls” do? Let’s talk about what “women” do. There’s a big difference between the two and, In my experience, a lot of youthful sensitivities and...
View Article5 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy
Obviously, not all women or girls do this and many men do some of these things as well. For my part, I’ve noticed some of these behaviors among women I’ve dated who were altogether decent people...
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